"She's not the happiest crayon in the box."
My mom's observation while spending a long weekend with my notoriously moody daughter.
Archive for the ‘Deep Thoughts’ Category
Deep Thoughts with Grandma
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009Deep Thoughts: Birthday Wisdom
Friday, September 18th, 2009"Give me a cup of coffee, I'm almost a MAN!"
Big B, referring to his (almost) ninth birthday
(Deep Thoughts is my version of the old Saturday Night Live Segments, Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy. I find commentary from children to be hilarious, truthful, and worthy of documenting for entertainment value.)
Deep Thoughts with a Guinan
Sunday, August 9th, 2009Deep Thoughts
Sunday, July 12th, 2009"Princesses don't brush their hair….they just wear ponies and braids."
Miss J, age 3, explaining her no-brush policy
Deep Thoughts with the Miller kids
Sunday, April 19th, 2009"He can burp whenever he wants, as much as he wants. I think that's his special talent from God."
Big B, age 8, referring to his little brother
(the E-Man, the burping king is pictured above)
Deep Thoughts with the Miller kids (2)
Monday, April 13th, 2009Am I going to jail, Mom?
Big B, age 8 (after he ripped tag off the pillow sham)
Deep Thoughts with the Miller kids
Sunday, April 5th, 2009(This is my version of the old Saturday Night Live Segments, Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy. I find commentary from children to be hilarious, truthful, and worthy of documenting for entertainment value.)
"When I asked God for a little sister, I think I should have told him I want a clean one that's NOT crazy."
Big B, age 8
"Mom, you are way older than the Disney and Nick channels now!"
E-Man, age 4, noticing that I have higher numbers than Disney station (Channel 32) and Nickelodeon (Channel 33)
